Things People Do in a Bookstore besides Buying Poetry

1. They leave clotted, used tissues anywhere and everywhere.
2. They tell you they're looking for a specific book.
3. They ask you if you have a bathroom.
4. They ask for directions.
5. They try to flirt with you, but you're online trying to read Ron Silliman's blog.
6. They ask you for Ron Silliman books.
   
7. They want to know if you can check on the computer to see whether you have a specific book.
8. They ask whether novels are arranged by author or title.
9. They leave clotted, used tissues anywhere and everywhere.
10. They ask for change.