I read yesterday that the first officially licensed John Lennon Action Figure is due to hit stores in the spring, part of Yoko Ono's incomprehensible campaign to keep her memory of her third husband alive (John Lennon's Legacy©, apparently, left less than half-finished and insecure before his second marriage in March 1969). I can puke.

It's 18 inches tall. It talks. It's called "The New York Years."