This Is Not a Statement

Maybe if people want I'll bleed on them. Maybe I'll fascinate you, my five readers, with my former story as innocent reader. The tale of August 2005, when I learnt that "blog" was a contraction of "web log." How I learnt what foetry was. What I was wearing when I first read Jim Behrle's cartoons. (I looked up to him, I idolized him. I wanted to be just like him but still look like me.)