21 March 2006

post removed

because jim behrle emailed me and called me an asshole.

30 RIDERS:

At 21 March, 2006 12:32, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

I'm a little tired of the photos you keep posting of me--I'm not asking to appear on your blog and I'd rather not. Your fervent fandom bothers me--get a life, Clayton.

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:02, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

gimme a break. i thought the vhs promo was amusing. i put a link to it and used a picture. i know it's your project, so thanks for having the balls to be a dick so somebody like me. gimme a break. how dare you.

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:10, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

i was going to mention others who've posted links to the behrle vhs promo—who are apparently not fervent fans and have not been told off. but i'm too fucking disgusted.

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:23, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

As I've said: I'm tired of you posting photos of me, I'm tired of you asking for responses to my reading--it's fucking boring to me. You are pissing me off. I've made it clear I don't want to be blogged about, especially by you. I'm tired of the way YOU follow me around the goddamned internet. Watch the show or don't, I don't fucking care. I'm don't wanna be your pin-up hero...

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:24, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

If you had just said: here's the link to the vh1 promo, well OK...why is my orgasm face down there and why are you posting stills of my little dance? It pisses me off...you're fired as the president of my fan club. The other people who post shit about me I've met and like: what's your shitty excuse?

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:47, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

if the links are ok and it's the graphics you object to, then this is only an html code issue.

but no, this isn't a code issue.

my shitty excuse is your very public self.

you are too sensitive. you are infuriating me and boring me.

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:50, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

Take down my fucking pictures you assclown. I'm not your friend, you don't have my permission to use them...you are a puppy that apparently wants to lick out my asshole--take them down...

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 13:51, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

I don't fucking care if you link to me or not--I'd rather no one link to me, but whatever. Take the goddamned photos down.

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 14:07, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

What part of take down the photos aren't you getting, you fucking dumbass?

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 14:23, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

You annoy the fuck out of me--I guess I could make it part of my job to annoy the fuck out of you, too. I'm not kidding. Take down the goddamned photos...I'm sorry you're jealous of me or whatever. I think you're a creepy, dumb idiot who for some reason follows me around...I'm never gonna be your buddy. I don't want you blogging about me or using my photo. Take the fucking photos down you goddamned idiot.

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 14:31, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

dude. whoa.

i'm at work.

thanks for the email.

i'll take them down right now.

first—although jesus it can't matter—i don't follow you around. don't get pathetic.

 
At 21 March, 2006 14:39, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

Thanks for taking them down: stop fucking talking about me on your goddamned blog, stop mentioning me in goddamned comments fields--that's PATHETIC. I'm sick of it. I took down the douchebag post...If my friends and people I know wanna have fun with me, fine. What your goddamned fascination is, I don't know. The photos crossed the goddamned line. Stay the fuck away from me.

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 14:52, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

dear xxxjimmy,

i know you will give me what i deserve.

you make the rules.

 
At 21 March, 2006 14:58, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

I don't even fucking know you: all I know is that you seem to want to get under my skin or some shit (although it seems like I liked a poem of yours enough to print it in my webzine some years ago). Give me a fucking break: I'm not George Clooney, I'm some idiot who's gonna be on some show once. I don't want any fucking fans, it's stupid. And what I'm up to is barely interesting enough for me to do it, never mind people I'm never gonna meet talking about it--

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 15:30, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

dude, honest to god and believe it or not i was not trying to get under your skin or any shit.

why do you have to make this all so complicated?

 
At 21 March, 2006 15:32, Blogger Tao Lin said...

i want to join this fight

i want to fight

i want to fight with a hammer

i want to fight hamster with a hammer

i want to hamster a hammer with my fights

i fight hamster to hammer my mom

my mom is hammered by my dad

with his penis

 
At 21 March, 2006 16:07, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

Dude--

I don't know you and don't care what motivates you to post my fuckin' photo all over your fucking blog. And I don't give a shit why. Smarten up.

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 16:45, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

i'm smartened up, sir.

i don't know what motivates me to post anything on my fucking blog, i'm so fucked up.

i'm out of control.

i need help.

jesus, please, somebody help me.

 
At 21 March, 2006 17:08, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

1st step: admit you have a problem.

2nd step: stop posting photos of me.

3rd step: repent totally.

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 18:06, Anonymous Anonymous said...

who's this character, "jimmy" the sociopath, and why is he spending so much time telling you over and over that he doesn't care about you, Herr Eyeball? If he didn't care you'd think he'd just not say anything at all.
His O-Face will give me nightmares for the rest of my life so I, for one, am glad it's gone.
Excuse me, I believe I have some hamsters to hammer with reader of depressing books.

 
At 21 March, 2006 18:46, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

That's a good one? "Who's Jim? Never heard of him. His face is however burned into my goddamned memory for all fucking eternity." Ahem. And anonymous to boot! What are you scared of, sugar?

xxxjimmy

 
At 21 March, 2006 19:53, Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't call me sugar. call me sweet tits.
xx
rogue

 
At 21 March, 2006 20:05, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

i have a problem.

i will stop posting pictures of jimmy. jimmy posts pictures of jimmy. i am not a jimmy picture-poster because i am not jimmy and i have a problem.

i have lots of problems.

my hair is on fire from shame and embarrassment.

i will hurt myself tonight, as i deserve to be hurt.

at the reading tonight, i sat at the back and everyone looked at me and judged me and disapproved of me. when i tried to reach for a cracker to scoop some brie, people coughed, telling me i shouldn't, that the brie was not for me.

i don't deserve brie.

i am ashamed and i am sorry and i will never do it again.

 
At 21 March, 2006 23:00, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a little out of hand. I don't know who "xxxjimmy" is but the picture wasn't good looking. If only for that it's good that it was taken down. Plus he sounds like he's got something that the mental health community calls "self reference". In extreme cases it leads to violent paranoia.

 
At 22 March, 2006 05:39, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

Yeah, great, another anonymous person--like having some stranger post photos of you all over his fucking blog is a totally acceptable and normal thing to have to put up with--shut up, anonymous losers.

xxxjimmy

 
At 22 March, 2006 09:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what if some anonymous loser not only posts your picture, but draws himself peeing in your mouth? is that ok?

 
At 22 March, 2006 09:43, Blogger Jim Behrle said...

yeah, that seems ok--tho I did that and signed my name

xxxjimmy

 
At 22 March, 2006 14:52, Blogger Tao Lin said...

the best comment here is the one i made

everyone agree with me

 
At 22 March, 2006 17:46, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree, it was the best comment...except for that sort of traumatic shit about your mom and dad.

 
At 22 March, 2006 18:22, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

hint to pilgrims: 50-rider limit per post remains in force. jimmy, of course you're waived.

 

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