17 March 2006

Spork 4.3

Spork 4.3 arrives today about eight minutes ago.
SPORK 4.3
SPORK.

6 RIDERS:

At 17 March, 2006 13:49, Blogger Tao Lin said...

my story is the last story

which means i'm the best

 
At 17 March, 2006 14:13, Blogger Tao Lin said...

i just reread my comment and i don't it was very clear

what i mean is that since my story is the last story it means that my story is a lot better than the other stories that are in that issue

my story is better than the other stories

therefore it is put last

because of 'save the best for last'

if anyone is still confused, please email me and i will explain

 
At 17 March, 2006 14:52, Blogger CLAY BANES said...

the best story in the new spork is the last story, by tao lin.

tao's story is better than all the other stories and better than all the poems put together.

when you buy spork 4.3, you pay to get tao lin's story (the best and the last story in the new issue); also you get all the other stuff in 4.3, for free.

 
At 17 March, 2006 15:00, Blogger Tao Lin said...

i just emailed the spork people telling them to take down their site and start an organic tomato co-op called TAO

 
At 23 March, 2006 12:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're allergic to tomatoes.

And did you know that tomoatoes are berries?

And I think the stuff after Tao's is the best.

 
At 26 March, 2006 13:32, Blogger Tao Lin said...

the stuff after me does not exist, therefore i am the best

 

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