As you're getting wet, as you're staying dry, as you're shivering, as you're taking off more clothes, as you're reading online personals, as you're shopping on ebay, as you're reading the tea leaves of Diana Urban and rethinking your vow to never return to Connecticut, as the dog yowls, as the pining we all know for World War II and mostly hide gets louder, as i've thrown out my shoes, as your giggle, as I cannot hiccup again, as I'm Brylcreem, as you're moving furniture, as your toes supposed, as a red pair of nylons loses its cool and chases you down the hall, as these days remember: the egg jumps.