I'm opening a Quiznos franchise.
I'll hire Cliff Richard.
I don't care if he actually does
anything, just greets people.
He's got a good smile, great teeth.
I hope he won't do any singing.
Maybe a little singing.
If his singing helps sell
more subs, he can sing.
This isn't a poem, because if this
is a poem, poems are too damned easy.
I'm canceling my subscription.
OK, we're all nodding.
Here's a lapdog.