Samson W. Gave Me One Star

Samson W. posted a review of the place where I work on Yelp today and gave it one star.

I'm "the guy."

Because I always say something like, "sorry I can't use any of these today," and I always say the same things to people, and tell the same jokes, by "which suck big time," Samson W. must have meant it sucked that I couldn't buy any.

I feel terrible.

Before I learnt about this and felt terrible (I still feel terrible) I felt great because I was feeling great and fresh copies of Black Clock 6 had just come in.