I remember the nighttime is the right time but I can't remember why.
EYEBALL HATRED
27 February 2009
24 February 2009
20 February 2009
the inxnay reader volume four
CAConrad, Arielle Greenberg, Ryan Eckes, Lewis Warsh, Elizabeth Scanlon, Kirsten Kaschock, Eric Baus, sasha fletcher, Brenda Iijima, Sarah Dowling, Michael Kelleher
Labels: Hud
19 February 2009
SPD's AWP Bad Poem Contest Deadline Friday!
WIN AN SPD BOOK!!!!
Even if you weren't at the AWP in Chicago, you can win an SPD book in our...
AWP BAD POEM CONTEST
You may think it’s easy to write a bad poem, but is it really? How bad can you be?
SPD will award the SPD book of your choice (up to $30) for the worst poem in each category. Shipping included.
Please select from one of the categories below and write the worst poem you can. Send to laura (at) spdbooksdotorg. Be sure to indicate the category the poem belongs to, and also include your name, email, and address.
- Worst haiku
- Worst Language poem
- Worst workshop poem
- Worst poem mentioning your mother
- Worst sonnet
- Worst poem intended to lead to sex
- Worst poem using the words rainbow, mist, luminous, crystal, and anemone
- Worst poem using the word capitalism
- Worst Flarf poem (Complexly, this poem needs to be good.)
- Worst poem using chance operations
- Worst postmodern lyric
- Worst New Formalist poem
At least one winner will be selected in each category. Contest ends February 20, 2009. Winners will be announced soon after. Poems will be judged by bad poetry experts on the SPD staff.
17 February 2009
16 February 2009
- People I said hi to and couldn't say more.
- People I saw and couldn't say hi to.
- People who didn't want my hi whose ears I talked off.
- People I didn't see whom I wanted to.
- People who had sprouts on their sandwiches and didn't like them and threw them at me.
- People who said, "You can take my picture but no flash."
- People at readings I couldn't go to.
- People in line to the ATM who'd fallen down whom I didn't help up.
- People wearing sunglasses.
Labels: AWP
15 February 2009
SPD's AWP Bad Poem Contest
WIN AN SPD BOOK!!!!
Even if you weren't at the AWP in Chicago, you can win an SPD book in our...
AWP BAD POEM CONTEST
You may think it’s easy to write a bad poem, but is it really? How bad can you be?
SPD will award the SPD book of your choice (up to $30) for the worst poem in each category. Shipping included.
Please select from one of the categories below and write the worst poem you can. Send to laura (at) spdbooksdotorg. Be sure to indicate the category the poem belongs to, and also include your name, email, and address.
- Worst haiku
- Worst Language poem
- Worst workshop poem
- Worst poem mentioning your mother
- Worst sonnet
- Worst poem intended to lead to sex
- Worst poem using the words rainbow, mist, luminous, crystal, and anemone
- Worst poem using the word capitalism
- Worst Flarf poem (Complexly, this poem needs to be good.)
- Worst poem using chance operations
- Worst postmodern lyric
- Worst New Formalist poem
At least one winner will be selected in each category. Contest ends February 20, 2009. Winners will be announced soon after. Poems will be judged by bad poetry experts on the SPD staff.
09 February 2009
07 February 2009
06 February 2009
BANES BANES BANES BANES
For like ages, if you googled my surname Banes, this blog would come up in the second, third, or sometimes first search result position. So I googled my surname to reach here religiously.
Most of last week and frankly most of this year I haven't been online too much—lots the same to you, that is. Anyway. Yesterday I googled Banes, again, and now I'm no more; I'm in a Jodorowsky film, I'm not in a Jodorowsky film.
Labels: banes
05 February 2009
04 February 2009
MRS MAYBE NO 2
Bill Luoma, Alli Warren, Sawako Nakayasu, Catherine Meng, Elisabeth Beasley, James Shea, Logan Ryan Smith, Daniel Ostmann, Cynthia Sailers, Joseph Massey & Jess Mynes, Genevieve Kaplan, Erin Morrill, Brandon Shimoda, Andrew Kenower, Dorothea Lasky, Christopher DeWeese, Trevor Calvert, Claire Becker, Jessica Baron, Nathan Hoks